Caught my daughter’s friend jenny trying to sneak some food or beer from my fridge. She won’t do that again. I called her Father up and told her what she had done while I throat fucked the shit out of her. Tony knows I run a tight ship and we rung off with him telling me the funniest golf joke as I pumped about a cup of throat yogurt in his daughters belly. I stuffed her stupid mismatched socks in her mouth and made her sit on two beer bottles, leaving the caps on, until her knees couldn’t hold her up anymore. Tony told me last week as we tee’d off that she had never seen her so mindful and obedient since staying over. We joked about him sending his daughter over to play every time she acted up at home. I told Tony I’d think about that.